The Most Embarrassing Moment of ur Life [ March ]

me apne bachpan k iss khubsort lamhon ko yahan bhi post karna chahti hon.... ye mere bachpan ka waqiya hai :P mere skool ka mein class 5th mein thi uss din miss ney sab ko ek sawal yaad karne k lye kaha tha koi bhi yaad kar k nahi aaya tha :P to sab ko saza k toor par class min khara hona parha aur wahan he yaad karne ko bhi bola gaya :P :oops: aap sochein pori class he khari hue thi jo guzarta humari class ka hashar dekh kar muskurata hua guzar jata :P pher ye sab dekh kar humein buht bura laga aur bas hogye yaad karna shuro:P meri 2 friend aur me 3 mil kar yaad karti ek dosre ko batati jati ab time khtam aur bar sawal poche jane ki :oops: kafi larkiyon ko yaad nahi hua tha woh sab saza mein he khrai rahi miss ney kaha jin ko yaad hai hath uper kar de me ney dar dar kar hath uper keya :P to dekhon k sari class mein ek meraa he hath oper hai ab to jan he nikal gai miss ney sab ko goor kar dekha aur mujh se kaha batao :P humara gala sukh chuka tha pora ka pora =)) pher jo me shuro hue to jawab de kar he dum leya jab dar dar kar miss ki tarf dekha to woh itni khush thi k me bata nahi sakti sari class ki tarf dekh kar unhon ne kaha tum sab mein se kesi ney yaad nahil keya siwaye iss k ye bhi to chahti to nahi karti par aak iss ney meri baat maan kar mujhe buht izat di aur khush kar deya hai aur miss ney mujhe bulla kar gale lagya piyar deya aur buht sari Dua di lk ye larki aagye ja kar buht kamiyab hogi meri Dua iss k saath hai :oops: :oops: :oops: aur uss k baad mere to Ansoo Strat khushi se :p pher sari class ka chahra rone walla aur sab ki chutti band pori class se chutti time mein he bhair aayi aur sab ko dekh kar meri hansi he na rukhe =)) ye woh waqiya hai jo mein kabhi nahi bhool sakti apni miss ki khushi aur Dua ko :oops: :oops:

Assalam o Alaikum! Well,life main bht say aesay lamhaat aey jin ko main yahan narrate kar sakti hun but i was thinking about da word 'MOST' and my brain is ticking continuosly towards a happening of last year,february 2007. I am da eldest of all 4 sisterz.on a weekend,my father called us in his ro0m n asked us to tell him all da 'SIX KALIMAS' Main ne baray h0nay ka faida uthate hue bht jaan bechane ki koshish ki magar wo abu he kya jo bahanay sun lain :? Khair teen0n sisterz ne 6 k 6 kalimay suna diye.Meri bari aei to i was like, 'abu muje sunanay nai aa rahe n etc etc' :( then i told 4 kalimas n said,dats it.i dnt knw da 5th n 6th one :? At dat time,i felt dat much ashamed dat i started crying :(( i was like,men duniya k lye itna kuch krti hun but i even dnt knw da basics of my religi0n :( aftr dat i tried and Alhamdulilah i hav improved myslf alot. Allah hum sub ko taufeeq ata farmaein.Ameen

Hmmmmm!!! Bohot hassaas topic hai... Duniya ka dastoor hai ke sab se Sharmatay hain siwaey Allah aur uske Pyaray Mehboob (SAW) ke. Main jo waqia suna raha hoon woh mere liyey sharm se doob marnay ka mauqa tha... Jo log is topic ko sirf tafreeh ke liyey browse kar rahay hain un se hath jorr ke guzarish hai ke meri post na parhain, kyun ke isay parh ke bhi agar ap ko ghairat na ayey tou aisi zindagi se acha Allah Eeman pe maut de day... Jab meray Daadi Jaan ki wafaat hui tou ghar main kohraam macha hua tha. Janaza uthanay ka waqt aaya tou mujhay yaad aya ke mujhay Janazay ki dua bhi yaad nahi... Afsos!!! Laakh baar afsos ke mujhay us waqt Eminem aur Linkin Park ke Rap songs ratay huay thay lekin wo dua jiski zaroorat har musalman ko maut ke baad hoti hai, wo mujhay apni pyaari Daadi jaan ke mauqe pe yaad nahi thi... Apne murda zameer ko chup karanay ke liyey main ne Janazay ki dua yaad karne ke liyey Wazaif-o-Auraad ki kitaab uthai, lekin jab hamari bad aamaliyon ka chapter khula ho tou yaad kya khaak hona tha. Jaisay taisay kar ke yaad aakhir kar li... Jab janazay ki namaz ada karne ke liyey masjid main gaya tou chand alfaz hi ada huay thay ke kisi ka mobile bajna shuru ho gaya aur main baqi dua bhool gaya, jab tak zehen pe zor diya aur silsila phir se jora tab tak Imam "Allahu Akbar" keh chukay thay... Aur is ka sila mujhay yeh mila ke aaj tak meray khwab main kabhi meri Daadi nahi ain, jabkay meray sab bhai aur ghar walay dekh chukay... Yeh meri life ka sab se embarrassing moment hai jo aaj tak khatam nahi hua... Insan jab doosron ke agay sharmsaar ho tou kabhi na kabhi uski khiffat mit jaati hai. Lekin jab khud apna aap hi malaamat karay tou kahin panah nahi milti... Umeed hai ke iss post ko parhnay walay kuch sabaq hasil karain gey...

Opar walay dono wakiat kaafi sabak amooz hain Tfs for sharing !!!! Well mera wakiya sabak amooz to nahii par itss more like funny but embarrassing . Well Main Tab takreeban 11 saal kay kareeb tha . Abu jaan meray kaafi strict hotay thay eik mamlay wo yai kay shaam ko ghar say bahir nahii jana chahay jo marzi ho jayai .. Aur iss liyai humm shaam ko kabhi bahir nahi ja patay thay . Hamaray ghar kay samnay Eik masjid thee , bilkul samnay . To wahan eik jalsa hona tha kaafi bare bare hastiya anne the , aur saray frnd bi akhatay ho gayai . To abu ko bare mushkil say manaya aur me aur mera chuta bhai raat ko chalay gayai masjid .. Wo bhai to raat ko koi 12 bajay hi ghar wapis agaya main betha raha wahan , main koi 2 bajay kay kareeb say waha utha aur ghar wapis aya , ghar kaafi bara tha darawaza kharkaya koi utha hi nahii , bohat dair try karta raha kisi nay nahi khola , raat kay 2 bajay thay main apnay uncle kay ghar chala gaya wahan ja kay kharkaya darwaza to unho nay khol diya , hamaray ghar aur unlce kay ghar ki dewaar eik hi the par 2 seperate ghar thay , main raat ko wohii sogaya . Wo unlce kay ghar main sirf eik cousin ko pata tha kay main ho wahan soya howa aur kisi ko nahi pata tha . wo hum dono hi late uthay koi 12 bajay kiu kay raat ko kaafi late soyai thay . Wo jab main bahir niklaa meray inlce nay mujay dekha and he was like tum yahan kaya kar rahay ho kaisay ayai aur teek to ho ? Itnay saray questions main hairan hogaya , par main ghar puncha to dad ka eik zoor say thappar bi parah shayad :P Haan to embarrassing baat abb shoro hoti hay :P:P Wo jab main raat ko ghar nahi puncha aur subah uth kar sab mujay talash karnay lag paray . to everypne got so praishan kay main kahan gaya , dad almost pooray city kay masjids main ailaan karayai kay main jahan bi ho ghar ayoo ya yai kay main gum hogaya hon kisi nay dekha ho to batayai :P:P To uss kay baad say main jab bi ghar say nikloo meray frnd hansay muj par kay tera hi ailaan ho raha tha na :P bahir muhallay kay saray loog bi mazak urayai :P jinko mera nahi bi pata tha wo bi like kay yai wohi larka hay na jiss ka ailaan howa hay :P Mujayyy un dinoo bohat embarrassment howee kay pooray city main mashoor hogaya hon :P Aur iss baat ka ajj tak mazak uraya jata hay :P :P Kay gum honay walla larka :P Aur abb bi main sharminda ho jata hon aksar :P

waqea to bohat hote hain zindagi mein lakin yaad sirf has rehte hain., pechle week hi ek embarassing moment aya jis ne muje rulya dia, jesa ke ap jante hi hon gein ke mere chachu bimar hain , pakistan mein hi goli lagyi unye lakin sab ki yahi khosish ti ke unye yahan sweden hi ley ayen ta ke yahan unye ziada acha treatment mil sakta hai , tu mere baba jo whoi te unye yahan le aye, ap ko batati chalon ke muje apne chachu se bachpan se bohat pyar hai mere lie wo baap ka darja rakhte hain , to yahan jab uny ki familey ko pata chala to sab rona shuro ho gaye chote chote cousines bi sehm gaye, aur baba ne yahi fesla kia ke unye wahan hi ley jayen, to jaldi mein hi ek speciall jahaz bok karwaya kuch doctors bi aur chachu yahan ay gaye. aur jab yahan ay gaye sab unye dekhne jana chate te , mein bi jana chati ti aur phir baba gaye mom gai , bhai wagera sab gaye chachu ki familey ko bi bhai ne hi le ker ana ta , hospital mein chotye bachon ko le ker jana mana hota hai yahan to muje chote bhai ko sambalna ta aur baki sab chachu ko milne chalye gaye, mera bi dil ta per baba ne kaha tum bad mein chali chalna ,mein ne sabar ker liya , dosre din bi asya hi hua , mein ne zid ki lakin baba manye hi nahi mera bas dil ker raha ta ek bar chachu ko dekh lon , aur phir baba ne bi tang ay ker kaha , ke farii abhi tumhare chahcu thik nahi hai wahan ja ker bi unhye dekh ker tumhye takleef hi ho gi jab thik hon gein tab tumhye le ker jayen gein , abhi filhal apne chachu ke liye ghar mein dua karo, mein bi samj gai ke chachu ki halat kafi buri hai aur phir mein ne sachye dil se dua mangi ALLHA SE ke mere chachu ko shai ker dey, roz muje yeh tal dete te lakin mera roz shath jane ko dil kerta, aur yonhi 1week guzr gaya aur ahir kar meri dua ALLHA NE SUN li chachu kafi behtar ho gaye to baba muje bi le gaye uny se milane. mera bas dil ker raha ta ury ker chachu ke pass chali jaon, jab mein kamre mein dahil hoi chachu ko dekh ker laga mein galat room mein ay gai hon , itni buri halat ti uny ki aur sab keh rahye te wo behtar hain , per mein ne apne ansoon ko rokye rakha kion ke mein nahi chati ti chachu pareshan ho jayen , wo ganodgi mein te mein pass ja ker beth gai , aur kuch minutes bad jab unyo ne ankhyeen kholi ird gird dekha to muje apne pass betha dekh ker hiran reh gaye aur jab pehchana tu mere liye apni baheen phila di , aur phir mere sar par pyar kia , aur kaha fari itni deer se ayi hon mein ne tumhye itna yaad kia , aur jab mein chachu ke galye lagi muje bi ronya ay gaya tab muj per inkishaf hua ke muje apne chachu se kitna pyar hai , muje kehte hain dekho farii acha mein pakistan gaya , ab apne paon per khara nahi ho sakta, aur mein kia ker sakti ti siwae tisali dene ke , yeh waqeea muej kabhi nahi bhol sakta achye waqee insan ko kam yaad rehte hain aur wo moments jo dukh dein jo kisi apne ke hon wo zindagi mein hum kab bi bhulana payen bhula nahi pate , !!!

mera ebarassing moment thora funny sa hai :oops: main jab pakistan mein thi tu summer vacation mein hum punjab gye phupho k pas..waha meri choti phupho bhi a gyi n meri cousin bhi...meri us cousin k sath kafi achi frship hai us k sath mil ker main buht shararte kia kerti thi :d 1 din sham k time muhgy n meri cousin ko 1 sharart sooji :oops: hum ne 1 box le ker us mein apni jewelry daal ker apni dosri cousin ko box de dia k tum apne pas rekho hum baad mein leti hai :P ...us ki adat thi wo hr cheez ko check kerti thi :P hum dono phir chup ker k beth gyi shreef ban ker =)) us box mein hum ne plastic ki chipki bhi rekhi hoi thi :P hamari cousin ne wo box open kia aur 1 by 1 us mein se cheeze nikal ker dekhna shoro ker di =)) phir achnk se us k hath mein chipkali a gyi =)) =)) wo chipkali dekh ker cheekhe marna shoro ker di n sath he behoosh ho ker gir gyi #-o baad mein usko bari mushkil se hosh aya n muhgy aur meri cousin ko khoob dant parii hum dono phir itna embarass hoi sab ne kaha kia zarort thi itna khaternaak mazak kerne ki #-o sab se ziada dant main ne suni thi lolzzzzzzzz :P baad mein hum ne touba ker li k aj k baad isko kabhi nhi daraye gye =))

mein aik dafa apne dost k sath kahi ja raha . to aik ground k paas se ham guzre to wahan cricket ka match ho ra tha. hum ne socha koch dair dekhte hayn. to hum chale gaye ground main. to aik uncle bethe they hum bhi un ke sath beth gaye. to main comments pass karna shoro ho gaya apne dost ko. ke jo larka bowling karwa ra hay kitna bakwas hey. main hota to 6 chake marta. is ko pata nai kis ne team main rakha hoa hay. main shoro hi ho gaya bolna. mera dost mujhe kohni mare baar baar . main sochon is ko pata nai kia ho ra hay. main kahoon keya hay. sach hi to keh ra hoon. style dekho bowler ka asay lagta hay bowling nai danca kar ra hay. pata nai kese inhon ne is ko team main shamil kiya hoa hay. lagta hey koi safarshi hay. main captain hota to is ko pani pilane ke lie rakha hota. main nonstop bolta jaon. mere dost ne mujhe bazu se pakra aur side pe le geya. wahan ja ke kehta hay. oyee wo jo sath bethe hain wo us ke abu haynnnnnn ... kab ka ishare kar ra hoon tum ko. un ko saamne hi shuro ho .. main aik dam :O qasam uthao . wo kehta hay .. haan na hamare ghar ke paas hi rehte hayn main janta hoon in ko.. mojhe itni sharam aayi. itni sharami aayi. ke main pata nai keya keya bolta raha :? abi bi jab kabi yeh waqya yaad ata hey itni sharmindagi hoti hey ke uncle pata nai keya soch re honge. kia gozar rai ho gi un ke dil pe :?

WHEN I WAS UNABLE TO SAY HER "I LOVE YOU" face to face................................i got a bit late

salam every one.. well mein koi acha riter to nahi hoon ,, pehli dafa kuch likh raha hoon isi umed se ke 50 points to mil hi jain wohi bohot hain :P ye tab ki baat hai jab mein 7 grade mein tha aur pakistan mein parents ke sath rehta tha .. meri ami bohot strict hain :( abhi to nahi per jab mein chota hota tha to bahir jane per bohot dant perti thi aur mein bhi intiahi dheet koi bhi bahana laga kar chala jata tha :oops: :oops: .. 1 dafa aisa hua ke mere dostoon ne get to geather rakhi thi aur usi din mere ghar mein mere cousion ki shadi bhi thi.. hamare ghar mein shdion per jana zaroori hota hai ,aur mujhe shadi per nahi jana tha since frnds are more important... :D dostoon ka keh kar jata to kabhi ijazat nahi milti aur meri Ami shadi per le jati aur koi aisa waisa bahana bhi nahi tha jo shadi per na jane ki wajah banta :( .. sari dophar dhoop mein chat per beth kar sochta raha ke kya kahoon kya kahoon :roll: per koi sooraj ki kiran damag mein rasta nahi dikha rahi thi. :P .. Bohot zoor dala per fazool sham ho gai sochte sochte per koi fool proof idea nahi aya :P .. jana bhi zaroori tha.... :P phir achanak idea aya aur mujhe yakeen tha ke hit ho gai ga meri ami hasii khushi ijazat bhi dein gi aur sath mein paise bhi mil jain ge ..:P :P mein ami ke pass bohot excited ho kar gaya aur kaha ami ami aap ko pata hai mera jo christan frnd hai woh muslim ho gaya hai .. ami mein bohot khush hoon aur unke ghar waloon ne isi khushi mein party dii hai woh bhi bohot khush hai aab ham ikathe namaz parne jaya karein ge .. :oops: :oops: meri ami ne kaha ye to bohot khushi ki baat hai .. mein ne kaha ami mujhe unse milney jana hai meri ami ne khushi khushi kaha jaoo beta :D mein ne kaha ami kuch flowers aur mithai bhi le kar jani hai mere pass paise nahi hia meri ami ne 2000rs de diye aur kaha jaooo hamari taraf se bi de dena :d .. mein ne paise liye ready hoya aur chala gaya .. party mein itna mast ho gaya ke yaad bhi nahi raha dost ko batana ke mein ye keh kar aya hoon .. raat ko ghar aya sab ne pocha party kaise thi ye woh .. mein ne kaha bohot achi thi aur jhoot moot si story suna dii :oops: :oops: :oops: agle din subah subah mere ghar ponch gaya mera dost mein abhi utha bhi nahi tha .. uper se zulam ki intiha hoi ke meri ami door open karne chali gain :oops: :oops: .. aur usko dekh kar pata nahi kya baat hoi meri ami gusse mein aag ho kar aa gain aur mujhe utha kar kaha raat ko kahan gaye the .. x-( mein ne kaha ami bata kar gaya tha na aab sone bhi dein kya subah subah pochne lag gai hain.. meri ami ne kan ke neche 1 rakhi aur kaha uthte hoo ya nahi .. tumhara woh so called christan dost kaisa hai mein ne kaha aab woh muslim ho gaya hai aur itni subah yehi pochne ke liye uthaya hai . :oops: :oops: meri ami ne kaha jhoot nahi bolo woh bahir aya hai aur mein ne usko mubarik dii aur age se us ne kaha ye aap kya keh rahi hain aisa kuch nahi hai .. :oops: then meri ami ne mujhe itni sunaii ke aap kya mein khud nahi soch sakta .. sare ghar ko pata chal gaya aur mein kisi se nazrein bhi nahi mila sakta tha aur sharmindagi ke mare mera bhura hashar tha .. :oops: :oops: aab mein sochta hoon to kaffiii emberess hota hoon ke mein ne apni choti si khushi ke liye relign ko bech mein le kar aya aur us per jhoot per jhoot bolta hi chala gaya :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

this is going to be first time when i m writing somthing about my embarrassing moment :oops: ok its start from my old job jidhar main or pari ek saat kaam karthe the it was a big store jis ka basement bhuth bara or dark tha bhuth dark hoa kartha tha basement .ok ab introduction part khatham ab real story main athe hian :P. ek din muje or pari ko ek cheez buy karni thi jo upar display main nahi lagi thi basement main thi dusre din display main lagni thi mera or pari ka dusre din off tha tu hum ne kaha chal ke basement se lelethe hain ab store ke closing ka time tha basement ki almost sari lights off hogai thi even ke main floor ki bhi almost sari light off hogai thi humare store main closing ke waqth theen log register main hothe the theen security gaurds hothe the or maneger; baki sab 15 min phele chale jathe the ab pure store main wese hi ithne se log upar se ye dar alag ke neeche basement main jana hai wo bhi ithne dark main :oops: khair main or pari dar dar ke basement ki stair thak poonche :oops: main aage thi pari peeche cuaz pari muj se bhi zada darpok hai :P anyway main almost 2 ya 3 steps upar thi ek dum se samne se ek kala mota sa admi humare samne agaya dark main sahi se nazar bhi nahi aya meri or pari ki jo cheekhain nikli bhoot bhoot bhoot kar ke :oops: :P main last ki 2 3 steps sleep bhi hogai :oops: and i was screaming bhoot bhoot :oops: baad main sab jama hogae waha sari light on ki baad main pata chala ke wo store ka security man tha :oops: :Pjo basement check karne gaya tha :oops: baad main sab ithna hanse hum par :oops: abhi bhi jab bhi wo din yaad ata hai meri or pari hansi nahi rokthi

yeh tab ki baat hay jab main school main thi. aik din barish kafi hui thi subha aur jab humein break hui to mein apni friends ke sath tuckshop jane lagi. hamare school ki tuckshop zara side per hoti thi aur ground se guzar kar jana parta. main apni friends ke sath ja rahi thi. itna slippery tha neeche se aur hum sab yehi baatein kar rahe ke kahin slip na ho jayein. break ke waqt itna rush hota tha tuck shop ke paas. sab boys girls wahan hi hote the. hum jab paidal chal rahe to thora thora pani tha ground main aur kuch kuch hissa saaf. to aik jagha thora sa pani tha aur us se aage wala hissa saaf tha. to meri friend jo aage thi us ne ek paon pani main rakha aur guzar gayi. main ne socha kitni pagal hay jump hi maar deti. main ne jump mara ke yeh pani cross ho jaye lekin jaisa hi mera paon aage saaf jagha par para to wo slip ho gya aur main dishh pani main :oops: :oops: sara school sab boys and girls meri taraf dekhna aur hansna shuroo ho gaye. mujhe fatafat meri friend ne uthaya. sare kapron pe keechar lag gya :oops: hath ganday. meri friends mujhe school building ki taraf le gayeen. raste mein jo bhi dekhta hansna shuroo :oops: abhi bhi jab wo lamha wo pal yaad aata hay itna embarras hoti hoon :oops: us ke baad bhi school main jab bhi main kaheen ja rahi hoti kisi ki awaz aati ke dekh ke kaheen slip na ho jana x-(

yeh school time ki baat hai ...jab mein 10th main tha... hamare ek teache hote thay zara sakht mazaj ke ...ek dafa bahir barish thi aur ek zaroori -*test*-('") hona tha toh unhon ne class main he -*test*-('") liya tareeqa yeh tha el row ko khara karte bari bari un ko ek sawal detey us ke baad dosri...hua yeh ke jab jo mere saath larka tha us ko tyaari bhi meri tarh nil thi :P toh us ne kha yar zara help karna ..jo Q un ko mila us ko nahi aata tha teacher samne chair pe bathay thay aur main neeche book khol ke betha tha ... us nei dekh dekh ke likhna start kar diya woh bhi itna bhudo tha ek ek lafz copy kar rha tha ...hamein pata he na chala ke teacher sar pe aa gaye....nadeem khare ho jao ...mein sar jhukaye khara ho gya ..aa jao ...pehl toh saari class ke samne " murgha" banaya gya =)) jab ke aisa hota nahi tha ..mujhe pata chal gya aaj khair nahi,, bohat dafa maafi maangi lekin nahi..saari class ke chehron pe ajeeb si muskurahat thi khaas tor pe larkiyun ke :P phir yahan baat khatam na hoi kehtey hain jao baish main khare ho jao aur poora week mera period attend nahi karna ...roney wali shakl ban gaee per un ko taras na aaya ...jabperiod off hua toh bahir aaye bare disooz tareeqe se sorry bola us waqt unhon ne kaha ke " mein khud ko duniya ka sab se clever banda samjhta hoon ianda mere samne aisi harkat na karna " mein sar jhukaye reh gya :(

jab main 9th main tha to hamare exams ho rahe the. hamari class main total 34 35 students the lekin 4 5 jo the wo papers main kafi cheating karte the. cheating sirf aage peeche dekhne wali nahi balke wo special bootiyan bana ke late they sath. aur subha subha jab sab aate to salam lene ke baad hum un se poochte, janab mall shall tayyar hai na ? =)) wo kehte haan tayyar hai. :P cheating to hum bhi karte the lekin is tara ki nahi. bus aage peeche nazar mar li ya thora bohot pooch liya agar kabhi mauka miley, objective khas tor per lekin main ne yeh booti system kabhi use nahi kiya tha :P . ek dafa youn hua ke hamara paper tha English ka aur mere sath jo larka betha hua tha wo wohi tha jo mall load kar ke aaya hota tha ;)) jab paper ho raha to duty bhi aisi teacher ki lag gyi jo hamare skool ki sab se shareef tareen teachers main se ek hoti theen . un ki pehle jab bhi duty lagti wo bus samne chair per bethi rehti theen. aur koi register sa hota un ke paas us ko fill karti rehteen. baki sab khuli cheating kar rahe hote ;) us din un ko dekh ke sab khush ho gaye ke aaj to mojain :P paper waise asan hi tha aur main aram se kar raha. ke achanak meri nazar us larke pe pari aur main ne dekha ke us ne choti si parchi saamne rakhi hui hai aur us se dekh dekh ke paper kar raha hai. main us ko dekhta raha aur wo baray aram sakoon se likh raha tha. mein ne ssshh sshh kiya us ko .. us ne meri taraf dekha, main ne poocha ke yeh kia hai ? wo bola yeh poore 10 number hain =)) main ne poocha kia matlab ? kehta hai, summary hai poem ki ;) mujhe wo summary aati thi lekin thori thori beech main se bhool rahi, pata nahi kiun mere dil mein lalach aane lagi :P mein ne us se kaha jab tum kar lo to mujhe bhi dena ;)) wo kehta hai abhi nahi pehle Maji ne mangi hai to us ko pehle =)) mein ne kaha ok ok koi masla nahi . jab marzi de dena .. aur main apna paper karne laga. kuch dair baad us ne mujhe bulaya aur kehta hai yeh lo. mein ne idher udher dekha aur kaha ok phainko. us ne meri taraf phaink di wo chit si. ab wo jaisi hi mere paas aayi wo parchi. mujhe pata nahi kia hona shuro ho gya. itna darr lagne lag gya. mujhe aise lage abhi koi aa jaye ga aur meri khair nahi. lekin mein ne himmat kar ke us ko apni sheet ke beech mein rakh liya aur thora sa bahir nikal ke parhna shuroo. ek to us ne likha bhi aisa hua ke bus wohi parh sakta tha :-s itni itni dair baad ek word ki samaj aaye. itna time mein ne zaya kar diya usi pe. ke ek dum ek aur teacher aa gaye class main. exams main kabhi kabhar aisa hota tha ke aadha waqt ek teacher duty pe hota aur phir baki ka time koi aur. mere wehm o guman main bhi nahi tha ke aisa bhi ho ga. shareef si teacher jo theen wo chali gayeen aur ek sir ki duty lag gyi. wo class ke chakkar marna shuro ho gaye :? mein itna darr gaya ke ab main to gya. meri khair nahi. itna darr lag raha mujhe. aur Sir keh bhi aise rahe . kisi ke paas kuch hai to nikal do. main ne pakar liya to phir khair nahi .. =)) mujhe lage meri taraf dekh ke hi keh rahe hain =)) ab mein agar thora sa proffessional hota to aram se apna paper karta rehta. konsa sir aa ke check kar rahe the. kabhi bhi kisi ne checking nahi ki thi us se pehle. lekin us din mujhe pata nahi kia ho raha tha. mujhe lag raha tha meri khair nahi aaj =)) ab Sir class ka chakkar laga rahe. Sir jaise hi peeche jayein mein murh ke peeche dekhne lag jaon ke kahan hain . aage jayein to mein aage dekhna shuro =)) khud bakhud hi aisa ho raha tha main jaan ke nahi kar raha tha :P Sir ko shak ho gya ke yeh Noman ko pata nahi kia masla ho raha hai. paper nahi kar raha meri taraf dekh raha hai :roll: Sir ek dum mere paas aa gye :| kehte hain ke tum theek to ho na ? mein ek dum khara ho gya :| Sir kehte hain . arey khara hone ko kis ne kaha bethe raho bethe raho apna paper karo =)) mujhe ek dum ehsas hua ke main khara pata nahi kiun ho gya hoon =)) lekin us waqt meri halat itni tight thi ke kuch samaj nahi aa raha tha. ab Sir mere pass khare aur main pen pakar ker kuch likhne lagon to mere hath kaanp rahe kuch likhne hi na ho =)) Sir ko shak par gya ke daal main kuch kala hai yahan :P Sir ne meri sheets check karna shuroo kar di :| aur ander se wo parchi nikal aayi :| meri us waqt jo halat wo main yahan bata nahi sakta :oops: mujhe wo sath wala larka ishare kare ke plz mera naam nahi lena =)) bus phir yeh hua ke mera paper cancel ho gya. ghar walon ko report ki gyi :? ghar to main ne waise sab sach bata diya hua tha lekin un teacher ko nahi bataya ke kahan se mall aaya tha =)) mein ne jhoot moot hi bola :oops: ke kisi ne peeche se meri taraf phainki hai yeh :oops: writing bhi meri nahi thi. aur exams bhi final nahi the. 1st term tha. is lie bachat to ho gyi lekin un teacher ki nazar mein cheater hi ban gya :( us ke baad mein ne socha ke acha hua jo hua agar main aaj na pakra jata to kal ko mein ne bhi isi kaam main lag jana tha. adat par jati phir. us ke baad main ne zindagi main koi aisa waisa kaam nahi kiya exams main :P haan objectives mein to chalta hi rehta hai =)) .. phir jab bhi kabhi exams hote mere dost mazaq se mujhe kehte Noman mall tayyar hai ? mein kehta nahi yaar dhanda chor diya hai =))

mera embarrasing miment of my life jab meri engment hoi jab mein car se bahir nikli mujh kuch samj nahii ayia ka mera saath kiya ho rahya hai samna video camera aur camera waley aa ga mein is se tu aur nervesor :oops: hogi lekin meri behna mera saath thi tu meri nervous thori thori khatam hoi phir assata assata mein haal mein gi tu sub ki nazer mujh per thi mujh samj nahii aa rahya tha mein kiya karoo lekin phir meri nazer waseem mein pari wo tu bohat khush nazer aa rahya tha jesa lag rahya tha wo mera betaabi :P se mera intizer kar rahya tha jab is na dekha tu wo bohat khush howa aur mein b khush hoi lekin ;;) mein is time bohat nervous thi lekin waseen na mujh se baatian karna start ki shayed per meri nervous khatam hoi phir sub baarey aa kar picturs la rahya tha jab mein stage mein beti thi samj nahii aa rahii thi mein kiya karoo neechay deko yeah samna deko neechay deko tu camera man ketha madam samna dekoo jab mein samna dekti ho tu mera bhai ketha neechay deko isliya mujh kuch samj nahii aa rahii thi mein kiya karoo :oops: kar mujh bohat maza b aa rahya tha phir aunty na ring pani aur waseem ko mera dad na tu mein tu khush hoi mujh yakeen nahii aa rahya tha meri magni ho gi waseem kehta hai anny bohat bohat mubrark ho app ki magni hoi mein na kaha wo b app ka saath hoi :P phir is ka baad khana khaya phir is ka baat photo shoot howa camera man keta hai is tera style karoo wo mujh se hota nahii tha :P =)) lekin khosh kar ka wo style ban jata tha tu is waqt b maze kiya waseem ka saath pictures mani phir is ka baat ghar chala ga tu yeah momnet mujh nahii bhoolta

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