Husband to Hotel Manager:Come fast, my wife is going to jump out of the window and commit suicide
Manager: What can i do?
Husband: Idiot, the window is not opening. :P
Noman- 07-27-2008
:))
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
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