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Hahaha nice one :P :P Sheikh asked to parrot!! Miyan Mithoo chorri khao gay? Mitho said !! CHAVLLAAA aap kadi khadi ay......... ;) ;) =)) =)) Yahan koi sheikh tu nahi hai :P hahaha

hahahahaa... yaha 1 sheikh hai us ne perh lia na tu soni ki khair nhi =))

haha goood 1ns

larki: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to. larka: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega =))

----Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere mujhe wapis karo! Boy :bari c basket samne rakhte howay, Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! :D ----Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend! :P

:)) Girl: Aisa khat likh ke de sajna ve, Meri umar beet jaye padhte padhte BoY: (i=0i>xE'I1i+: e_y#a#>#"e !%>; =*?@?w @'e* e(p+>i*< tF!)$#@%$$^ le padh. :P :P

Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Pathan: is saal roze rakho gay? Punjabi: nahi yaar.. Pathan: aur travi?? Punjabi: muskhkil hai Pathan:aur aftari karo gay? Punjabi: aho!hun innay vi kafir nei.. =)) =))

Ustaad……….roshni ko jumle main istamal karo. Shagird………kamre main Andhra hay. Ustaad………nalik is jumle main roshni kahan hay? Shagird ……..janab light gai hoi hay. =))=))

Bhikaari: 1 rupiya de de,main nay 3 din se khana nahi khaya hai, Memon: 100 rupay don ga pehle yeh bata 1 rupe main khana kahan se milta hai ..=))=))

Pathan: is saal roze rakho gay? Punjabi: nahi yaar.. Pathan: aur travi?? Punjabi: muskhkil hai Pathan:aur aftari karo gay? Punjabi: aho!hun innay vi kafir nei.. =)) =)) =)) =)) hahaha Insaan ban joa :P

hahaha :)) nice :P

Pathan: is saal roze rakho gay? Punjabi: nahi yaar.. Pathan: aur travi?? Punjabi: muskhkil hai Pathan:aur aftari karo gay? Punjabi: aho!hun innay vi kafir nei.. =)) =)) =)) =)) hahaha Insaan ban joa :P oyeee kukrii main saray rooozay rakhtaa hon :P:P

Olympics ki khushi mein zara chinese shair ho jaaye :P Chang sho shoi,ting pong ching po Faraz Shung Ching Chee,pooi tooi oee oee ! ;))

Pathan: is saal roze rakho gay? Punjabi: nahi yaar.. Pathan: aur travi?? Punjabi: muskhkil hai Pathan:aur aftari karo gay? Punjabi: aho!hun innay vi kafir nei.. =)) =)) =)) =)) hahaha Insaan ban joa :P oyeee kukrii main saray rooozay rakhtaa hon :P:P Jhoottttt :P Wo kya haathi wala joke b suna\na zara :P hahaha Aur Farii iss ka matlab ? yahan koun Chinese hai ? :P

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