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Newton Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den......... ..He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching... .. Everyone starts hiding except Newton...... ... Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein. Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97, 98,99.... .100..... ... He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front....... . Einstein says " newton's out..newton' s out....." Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton......" All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton. Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared..... . Since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......! ,_

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O ! ************ ***** TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : PAPPU! ************ ***** TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"? PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! ************ ***** TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I". PAPPU : I is... TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am." PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ************ ***** TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE? " PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." ************ ***** TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?" ************ ***** PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? ************ ***** TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home. ************ ***** TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook. ************ ***** TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother' s. Did you copy his ? PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog ! ************ **** TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PAPPU: A teacher ************ ***

lolz very nice sharing sabi ji tfs !

Bhikhari : Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb : Kal aana. Bhikhari : Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon Rupaye phase huye hain. =))

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Ek Aurat ki Ankh Sooji hui thi Saheli ne poocha to bataya shohar ne mara hay! Saheli: Par wo to shahar se bahar gae huway thay! Aurat: Main bhi yehi Samjhi thi =)) =))

Hahaha nice one :P :P Sheikh asked to parrot!! Miyan Mithoo chorri khao gay? Mitho said !! CHAVLLAAA aap kadi khadi ay......... ;) ;)

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