paper mein swal aya k keya zamen goul hai? student ne answer likha zamen goul hai ,chat per cahr kar dekhy zamen goul hai,ap jaha bhe cahly jaye zamen goul hai,,,, isley zamen goul hai,,,,,,,,,teacher ne paper dekha tu akhir me likha,,beta gour se dekho number bhe goul hai ,
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EK AADMI TRAIN MEIN SAFR KAR RAHA HOTA HAI,TRAIN MEIN KAFI SEATS KHALI HOTI HAI LEKEN WOH AADMI TRAIN MEIN KHARRA REHTA HAI,JAB EK AADMI NE USE POOCHA K BHAI SEATS KHALI HAI , TUM KHARRE HUWE KIU HO?AADMI NE JAWAB DIYA "BHAI SAAB BAHER BOARD MEIN AAP NE NAHIN PARHA K BEGHAIR TICKET K TRAIN MEIN BETHNA MANA HAI!!
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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it
*Break Into the House*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who
had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"No, no,no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I`ve been trying to do that for years!"
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*Lost Wife*
The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and
asked,"You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you
talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out
of nowhere."
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*Teacher*
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said
the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his
feet."Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the
teacher with a sneer."Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to
see you standing up there all by yourself."
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*Hearing*
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of
years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted
for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.The
elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor
said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased
that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I havn't told my family yet. I just sit
around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three
times!"
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*Wedding*
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her
mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day
of her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment,then said, "So, why is the
groom wearing black?"
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*Dream*
A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced
enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a
pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?"
With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight."
That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it to
his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the
package to find a book entitled - "The meaning of Dreams".
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*Laugh out Loud*
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked,
"Honey, if I died would you get married again?"
The man said, "No dear."
The woman said,"I'm sure you would."
So the man said, "Okay, I would"
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the
man replied, "Ya, I guess so."
Then the women asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" And the
man replied, "No, she's left handed." !!!
Teacher to Student: A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example.
Student: I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I Love Your Daughter.
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Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Man: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
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When a man was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.
Man shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to an Indian: Any great man born in this village???
He replies: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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hahaah lolz =))
keep sharing bachoon :P-
Be Annoying In An Elevator
1.Make race car noises everytime someone exits or enters the elevator
2.Make explosion noises whenever someone presses the buttons
3.Stare at another passenger for awhile and then announce. "YOUR ONE OF THEM!"
4.Lean against the button panel
5.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "Personal space".
6.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
7.On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you're on rough seas.
8.Meow occasionally
9.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
10.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I've got new socks on!"
11.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
12.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
13.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
14.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
15.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"-
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person asked what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...
Raabert had twins and comes to the "Boss".....
Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet : Ek ka naam rakho Peter....
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.
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Raabert had triplet and comes to the "Boss".....
Raabert: Boss, mera teen bachche ka keya naam shoche hein aap?
Ajeet: Ek Naam rakhkho, Peter, Repeater aur Wang Chung.
Raabert: Teesra ka naam "Wang Chung" kiu boss???!!!
Ajeet: Beokuf, tumhe malum nehi...is prithwi me paida hone waalaa har teesra bachcha Chinese hota hai.
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