Hansna mat !!!

Hansna mat !!!
Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna, Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna. Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat , Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna... School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya.... UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE, RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE.... Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge, Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge... Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge, Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge.... Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum, waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum. Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum, Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum… Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se... Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se... Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se.... palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe, Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe, Aasani se nahi mile ho tum National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe....!!! kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai , Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai,Aur maango to inkaar karte hain... Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari, Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari... Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari.... Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho, Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, Lagata hain Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho... PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI, SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI, DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI, DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI.... Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai, Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai, Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai, Woh powder hai nada(Pure) Jawani nahi hai....

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna. Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega. Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega.... ;;)

NiCe..... Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho. We WIN and LOSE things everyday. But trust me on one thing: You will NEVER lose ME! I will ALWAY§ be thr. To eat ùr head! (",) <II> JL. PRACTICE AT UR HOME 1.Take one grape 2.Take it in ur hand 3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth 4.Approach the mirror slowly & see. Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor.. A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl? Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep. Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki, duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai. yu to hum sabeko ullu banate hai, lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai

:)) lolz zabardast :P-

=)) parh kar bahut maza aaya :lol:

Gabbar: Kitne admi they? Sambha: Sardar 2 Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain? Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle? Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai. Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai? Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata> Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate? Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai. Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai. Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do

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