**Funny Shairy**

mere B.COM ne muje kitna sata dala hai meri jaan ko kitaboon main khapa dala hai itna majnoon bhi kisi shab ko na jaga hoga jo syllabus ne muje ab k jaga dala hai maine aanso to sambhale the kisi din k leye hi papers ne muje khob rula dala hai book hath main lekar hi toilet main jaoon in kitaboon ne to har hosh bhula dala hai xamner ko to poochonga main ab hashar k din parcha ek de kar jahannum main bitha dala hai dil to bachcha hai terey zulm per rota hai urooj sari khushiyon se osey dur bhaga dala hai :P :P :P

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaaloo apne dil ki Hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo apne chehre se ruswaai ka Error to hatao Ai jaaneman apne dil ka Password to bataao Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chaahat dil main rakhte hai Warna aap jaise Software to bazaar main bikte hai Roz raat aap mere sapno main aate ho mere pyar ke Mouse ko ungliyon pe nachaate ho Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhata hai Par beech main tere baap ka Virus aa jataa hai Aur karaaogi hamse kitna intezaar Hamare dil ke Site pe kabhi Enter to maro yaar Apne insult ka badla dekho kaise loonga Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga Apke nakhre apne dil pe Bang ho gaye Do PC judte judte Hang ho gaye. Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko Cut diya karte hai Warna baaki cases main to Copy Paste kiya karte hai Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalna aap ki woh style Aapki adaaon ki hamne Save kar li File

Jab Tum Angrayi Leti Ho To Mera Dum Nikal Jata Hai Jab Tum Angrayi Leti Ho To Mera Dum Nikal Jata Hai Arey Thora Deodorant Lagane Main Tera Kya Jata Hai ************************************** Tumko Dekha To Yeh Khayaal Aaya, Ki Kal Raat Ko Maine Itna Kyon Khaaya. ************************************* Tu Meray Dil Mein Aise Samaayi Hai, Jaise Baajray Ke Khait Main Bhains Ghoos Aayi Hai. ****************************** Teri Zulfain Hain Ya Ghana Andhera, Katwa De Baal, Aur Kar De Savera. ************************************* Juice Peene Ka Maza Cup Mein Nahin, Glass Mein Hota Hai, Greeting Card Dene Ka Maza Gharwali Ko Nahin, Saali Ko Hota Hai. ******************************** DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA WAIT A MINUTE, CHAKKAR AA RAHEN HAIN, STOP ******************************** exam paas aaye,sir mera dukhaye; teacher ne na jaane kyun, dande dikhaye; ab to mera sir,jaage na sota hai; kya karoon haye.....kuch kuch hota hai.... *********************************** Hum Aapke Dil Mein Rahate Hai, Aur kiraya Bhi Nahin Dete Hai *********************************** Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar :P *********************************** Ek ladki thi diwani si, mobile lekar ghoomti thi, nazre jhukake sharmake apne mobile mein kuch karti thi, jab bhi milti thi mujhse poocha karti thi, yeh ON kaise hota hai .. yeh ON kaise hota hai!!- **************************************

Aap ne VEER-ZARA Film dekhi hai? Film ke end mein jab VEER (Shahrukh Khan) buddha ho jata hai, to aik khoobsurat poem mein apna haal sunata hai "Main Qaidi Number 786, Jail ki salakhon se bahar deikhta hoon". Akhir mein uski ZARA ke sath shadi ho jati hai aur film wahin pe khatam hoti hai. Leikin is ke baad VEER (Shahrukh Khan) kiya kehta hai? Wo Hazir khidmet hey...... Main Shohar Number 420 Khirki se bahar deikhta hoon larkiyon se bhari college ki Bus, jab unhain chor k jaati hai aik larki jo paros mein rehti hai, mere saamne aati hai khud ko Samiya kehti hai mujhe Uncle bulati hai aisi pariyon ko deikh kar, bahar jaane ko jee karta hai khirki se neeche kood kar, hath milane ko jee karta hai Apni Biwi ko chor kar, bhaag jaane ko jee karta hai Wo kehte hain uska Bhai tandrust hai bohat phir bhi maar khane ko jee karta hai wo kehte hain ab kuch hath nahin aaye ga phir bhi kuch paane ko jee karta hai ..... ;))-

=)) =)) superb aaapo :P

heheheh shoo funny ;))

Jab se begum ne mujhe murga bana rakha hai MaiN ne nazrooN ki tarha sir bhi jhuka rakha hai Bartano! Aaj merey sir pe barastey kyoN ho MaiN ne tum ko to hamesha se dhula rakha hai Pehley Belen ne banaya tha merey sir pe Ghomer aur ab Chimtey ne mera gaal saja rakha hai Sarey kaprey to jala daley haiN begum ne tan chupaney ko Banyan phata rakha hai Wahi Dunya maiN muqadder ka Sikander yahaN Tehra Jis ne khod ko abhi Shaadi se bacha rakha hai Pee ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi haNs ker Maar khaney maiN bhi Qudrat ne maza rakha hai

^lolzzz =)) bechara shoohaar ;)) :P zabardast Palkain sis ;)) :P-

neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam har pal mein sochta hon tum ko kia karon koi aur kaam jo nehi hum ko mein chahta hon tum ko iss qadar koi aur mil jaey tu dekhon naa mur kar tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nehi hai tere sang ho zindagi aisa bi koi scene nehi hai mohabbat hai mujh ko sirf tum sey sanam sach keh raha hon mein tumhari qasam jhot mein agar kahon tu, tu mar jaey a kash mujh ko aishwarya mil jaey :p

kash mein tera hasin desktop ka icon hota to bara pyar sa bara chao sa bara man ka saath mujh ko dheera sa double click kiya karti aur win 98 ka cool taskbar per jab kabhi mujh ko add karaya karti mein tera ahsan tala dab sa jata jab kabhi moode mein aakar aisa hi mujha select kiya karti mein tera click ki waja sa nela sa ho jata jab bhi too mere properties deka karti mein ik window ka sahara tujh sa kaye batain karta tere zulfoon ko tera chahra ko takta rahta gar too kabhi jo mujha recycle bin mein dalti mein apni bichari kismat per ansoo bahta mein tera destop per drag hota rahta kabhi line up kabhi auto arrange hota rahta kuch nahin to recycle bin ka hi icon hota kash mein tera haseen desktop ka icon hota

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