A marriage joke
A wife with her husband were eating in a restaurant. The wife was looking at the man who was really drunk and the husband asked to his wife why are you looking at him since we are there, do you know him? She responded: he is my ex-husband i left him 7 years ago, since he is drinking. And the husband responded: I wouldnt think anybody could celebrate that long.

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck`s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what`s so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren`t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!" :33:

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Heer kahe Raanjhe se, O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa! Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum, Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa! =))

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lol .. coool .. Tfs

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ek sardar ki mangni ho rahi hoti hai .. to donon ke ghar wale kehte hain ke ab larka larki ko akela chorte hain taake ek doosre se baat kar sakein .. jab sab chale jate hain .. sardar apni mangeter ko kehta hai.. behen ji aap kitne behen bhai ho ? larki kehti hai ... pehle to 3 they ab 4 ho gye =))

good sharing guyz .. keep sharing :)

AIK HUSBAND KO WIFE K BUD"ZAIQA KHANA BANANAY PER SAKHT GHUSSA AAYA TOU CHUP NA REH SAKA; HUSBAND: AAJ TUM NE YEH KAISA KHANA BANAYA HAI? BILKUL GOBAR JAISA TASTE HAI. WIFE: HAYE RABBA! ISS ADMI NE BHE KIA KIA CHAKH RAKHA HAI. =))

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Ek Gadha:- Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai. Dusara Gadha:- To tu bhag kyu nahi jata. Pehla Gadha:- Bhag to jata par yahan future bada bright hai ... malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai, "Teri shaadi gadhe se kar dunga...!" Bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon........

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